Have to laugh..

Christians & Jewish martyrs say; "I will die for what I believe".

A Muslim martyr says; "YOU will die for what I believe"....

Raya brings repentance?

How can anyone suggests that the period of Ramadan brings about repentance when the wave of killings intensifies in every area that Muslims live. There are more suicide bombings and rampant violence in the Muslim during the period of Ramadan than at any other time. All Muslims seem to know (a lot of) is violence -- and really who can blame them? They are just following their supreme leader Muhammad.

While Jesus taught his followers to turn the other cheek, and Buddha taught his followers to find inner peace, Muhammad taught his followers to raid villages, plunder, kill, rape and acquire all loot (out of which he took a big chunk). He also divided the women and children with his followers. WIth that kind of a leader, what can we expect out of the followers??????

I'll' Bite.......... and then Laugh

I read in the Star Paper that Malaysia's amazing contribution to the world is ------

Guidebook for Muslims in space Malaysia has come up with the world’s first concise and comprehensive guidebook for Muslims in space.

No seriously! I am not kidding! You gotta stop laughing! Alright go ahead because it is pretty funny! I can sum it up (for the rest of the world that is) in 3 cute words - "who f**king cares!" Is that the only thing that Badawi (the Prime Minister) can come up with to kiss the Wahhabi Arabian asses and come across as a true Muslim. No matter what Badawi, you will always be what you are - just a Muslim and an Arab-wannabe but not a real Arab. So, no amount of kissing the Arab asses will make you be "like them." For that matter you can even kiss that crazy nut-job Ahmadinejad (or whatever his name is) in Iran to see if that will get you closer to Arab heaven. My 2-cents: not working!

Okay, here is another ludicrous statement: Badawi stated that "astronomy was an integral part of Islamic civilisation and several prominent astrologers in world history were Muslims."

My question to the poor yet idiotic man (Badawi, that is) is to name one Muslim fellow who has contributed to the advancement of technology or astronomy. Zilch, diddly-squat, nada, zero, zip, zippo!

The only contribution of Muslims to the world (and mind you this started with their supreme leader Muhammad himself -- drumroll please --- is CHAOS. Think of every Muslim country and ask yourself what is there - answer: chaos. Think of every country where there is a little cluster of Muslim population and what do you get - answer: chaos. Thank you Muhammad, you must be proud of your people because they have become just like you - they only know what you taught them chaos, multiple wives, easy divorce, sanctimonious attitude, pedophilia, and chaos.

Muslims must be assets to their societies...

Muslims must be assets to their societies, says Pak Lah Muslims must prove to be assets to the societies they live in by contributing skills and knowledge which can bring progress and development, Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi said.

Let us really be honest, here Badawi. When was the last time that anything positive and non-deadly contribution come from Muslims. Microsoft Windows? No, white Christian guy. Intel processors? Nope, white Christian guy. Apple Computer? IPOD? Iphone? No, white Christian guys, again. Nothing from Muslims? I'm thinking.....

Penicillin? Theory or relativity? Television? Radio? Internet? Digital Cameras? Google? Yahoo? YouTube? Airplanes? No, no, no, ..... Christian, Jew, Christian... All contributions of worth are from white Christians or God's chosen people, the Jews.

Does that tell you something? Maybe God deigned to give his special chosen people (Jews) and the people of the Book (Christians) all the brains and left nothing but sand and dirt (and oh, let's not forget - the black gold without which you would literally have diddly-squat to negotiate with the world) to the Muslims. Makes sense! Look around the Muslims - totally no WORTHY contribution towards mankind. All Muslims have ever and are continually contributing is chaos. They take and use everything but contribute absolutely nothing. Please Muslims, do not contribute -- just be your useless selves and consume what has been contributed by the others.

Muhammad did not teach you to be creative, he stunted your growth. He spread his Arabic tribal mannerisms, attitudes and belief system and that is all you know. He only taught you to have multiple wives, pop-out many Muslim babies so that you can keep spouting that you are the fastest growing religion. With all the wives and children you have no time to come up and invent anything. Please do not take credit for what was contributed by the people of the region -- before Muhammad came along. Think if anything productive have come after Mo and you will have to honestly agree with me - that answer is absolutely nothing.

Ahmadinejad's Holocaust Myths

http://www.frontpagemag.com/Articles/Read.aspx?GUID=E36120C9-D999-4CE1-B285-A838B7D316A2

By Alan M. Dershowitz
FrontPageMagazine.com Friday, September 28, 2007

In his speeches, most especially the one at Columbia University, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad repeats two myths about the Holocaust. The first every reasonable person knows is a total lie: namely that the Holocaust did not occur. The second myth, however, is one that escapes critical attention for the most part, because many people are not aware of its falsity. The myth is that the Palestinian people and their leadership had absolutely nothing to do with the Holocaust. The conclusion that is supposed to follow from this “fact” is that the establishment of Israel in the wake of the Nazi genocide of the Jewish people was unfair to the Palestinians. This is the way Ahmadinejad put it in his Columbia talk.

“…[G]iven this historical event [the Holocaust], if it is a reality, we need to question whether the Palestinian people should be paying for it… “The Palestinian people didn’t commit any crime. They had no role to play in World War II.”

These statements about the role of the Palestinians are demonstrably false. The truth is that the Palestinian leadership, supported by the Palestinian masses, played a significant role in Hitler’s Holocaust. The Palestinian leader at the time was Hajj Amin Al-Husseini, the Grand Mufit of Jerusalem. As Professor Edward Said has acknowledged:

“Hajj Amin al-Husseini represented the Palestinian Arab national consensus, had the backing of the Palestinian political parties that functioned in Palestine, and was recognized in some form by Arab governments as the voice of the Palestinian people.”

Husseini was “Palestine’s national leader” and it was in that capacity that he made his notorious alliance with Hitler and played an active role in promoting the Holocaust. Here is the true story that Ahmadinejad tried to mythologize.

Shortly after Hitler came to power, the Grand Mufti decided to emulate him. He informed the German consul in Jerusalem that “the Muslims inside and outside Palestine welcome the new regime of Germany and hope for the extension of the fascist anti-democratic, governmental system to other countries.” In an effort to bring it to his own country, Husseini organized the “Nazi Scouts,” based on the “Hitler Youth.” The swastika became a welcome symbol among many Palestinians.

The mid to late 1930’s were marked by Arab efforts to curtail immigration and Jewish efforts to rescue as many Jews as possible from Hitler’s Europe. These years were also marked by escalating Muslim violence orchestrated by Husseini and other Muslim leaders. In 1936, Arab terrorism took on a new dimension. In the beginning the targets were once again defenseless Jewish civilians in hospitals, movie theatres, homes and stores. This was followed by strikes and shop closures, and then by the bombing of British offices. The Nazi regime in Germany and the Italian fascists supported the violence, sending “millions” to the Mufti. The SS, under the leadership of Heinrich Himmler, provided both financial and logistical support for anti-Semitic pogroms in Palestine. Adolf Eichmann visited Husseini in Palestine and subsequently maintained regular contact with him. The support was mutual, as one Arab commentator put it:
“Feeling the whip of Jewish pressure and influence, the Arabs sympathized with the Nazis and Fascists in their agony and trials at the hands of Jewish intrigues and international financial pressures.”

The Palestinians and their Arab allies were anything but neutral about the fate of European Jewry. The official leader of the Palestinians, Haj Amin al-Husseini, spent the war years in Berlin with Hitler, serving as a consultant on the Jewish question. He was taken on a tour of Auschwitz by Himmler and expressed support for the mass murder of European Jews. He also sought to “solve the problems of the Jewish element in Palestine and other Arab countries” by employing “the same method” being used “in the Axis countries.’ He would not be satisfied with the Jewish residents of Palestine - - many of whom were descendants of Sephardic Jews who had lived there for hundreds, even thousands, of years - - remaining as a minority in a Muslim state. Like Hitler, he wanted to be rid of “every last Jew.” As Husseini wrote in his memoirs:
“Our fundamental condition for cooperating with Germany was a free hand to eradicate every last Jew from Palestine and the Arab world. I asked Hitler for an explicit undertaking to allow us to solve the Jewish problem in a manner befitting our national and racial aspirations and according to the scientific methods innovated by Germany in the handling of its Jews. The answer I got was: “The Jews are yours.”

The Mufti was apparently planning to return to Palestine in the event of a German victory and to construct a death camp, modeled after Auschwitz, near Nablus. Husseini incited his pro-Nazi followers with the words “Arise, o sons of Arabia. Fight for your sacred rights. Slaughter Jews wherever you find them. Their spilled blood pleases Allah, our history and religion. That will save our honor.” In 1944, a German-Arab commando unit, under Husseini’s command, parachuted into Palestine and poisoned Tel Aviv’s wells.

Husseini also helped to inspire a pro-Nazi coup in Iraq and helped to organize thousands of Muslims in the Balkans into military units known as Handselar divisions which carried out atrocities against Yugoslav Jews, Serbs and Gypsies. After a meeting with Hitler, he recorded the following in his diary:

The Mufti: “The Arabs were Germany’s natural friends… They were therefore prepared to cooperate with Germany with all their hearts and stood ready to participate in a war, not only negatively by the commission of acts of sabotage and the instigation of revolutions, but also positively by the formation of an Arab Legion. In this struggle, the Arabs were striving for the independence and the unity of Palestine, Syria and Iraq….

Hitler: “Germany was resolved, step by step, to ask one European nation after the other to solve its Jewish problem, and at the proper time direct a similar appeal to non-European nations as well. Hitler. Germany’s objective would then be solely the destruction of the Jewish element residing in the Arab sphere under the protection of British power. The moment that Germany’s tank divisions and air squadrons had made their appearance south of the Caucasus, the public appeal requested by the Grand Mufti could go out to the Arab world.”

It is fair to conclude that the official leader of the Muslims in Palestine, Haj Amin al-Husseini, was a full fledged Nazi war criminal and he was so declared at Nuremberg and sought by Yugoslavia as a war criminal after the war. He escaped to Egypt where he was given asylum and helped to organize many former Nazis and Nazi sympathizers against Israel.

It is also fair to say that Husseini’s pro-Nazi sympathies and support were widespread among his Palestinian followers, who regarded him as a hero even after the war and the disclosure of his role in Nazi atrocities. According to his biographer,

“Haj Amin’s popularity among the Palestinian Arabs and within the Arab states actually increased more than ever during his period with the Nazis… [because] large parts of the Arab world shared this sympathy with Nazi Germany during the Second World War.”

Nor was it merely a hatred of Zionism that animated this support for Nazi ideology. The grand mufti’s “hatred of Jews…was fathomless, and he gave full vent to it during his period of activity alongside the Nazis (October 1941-May 1945).” His speeches on Berlin Radio were anti-Semitic to the core: “Kill the Jews wherever you find them—this pleases God, history and religion.” In 1948, the National Palestinian Council elected Husseini as its president, even though he was still a wanted war criminal living in exile in Egypt. Indeed, Husseini is still revered today among many Palestinians as a national hero. Yasser Arafat, in an interview conducted in 2002 and reprinted in the Palestinian daily Al-Quds on August 2, 2002, calls Haj Amin al-Husseini “our hero,” referring to the Palestinian people. Arafat also boasted of being “one of his troops,” even though he knew he was “considered an ally of Nazis.” (If a German today were to call Hitler “our hero,” he would appropriately be labeled a neo-Nazi.!)

It is a myth therefore – another myth perpetrated by Iran’s myth-maker-in-chief – that the Palestinians played “no role” in the Holocaust. Considering the active support by the Palestinian leadership and masses for the losing side of a genocidal war, it was more than fair for the United Nations to offer them a state of their own on more than half of the arable land of the British mandate. The Sudeten Germans got a lot less!

Too funny ... gotta read this one!

Islamic Cell Phone and the Next Islamic Invention
by Abul Kasem
Reproduced from http://www.islam-watch.org/AbulKasem/IslamicCellPhone.htm
28 Sep, 2007

The newest Islamic stuff in the market is the Islamic Cell Phone marketed by a company in Bangladesh . The New Age of Dhaka reported: The cell phone has full text of the holy Qur’an with English translation, prayer call (azan), prayer alarm before and after azan, automatic Qibla directions and Ramadan calendar. I could not help but had a good chuckle when I read the above news. Suddenly, I recalled ‘Dalil’, the Islamic digital watch (of course, invented and marketed by the infidels) that was launched in early eighties when the craze of digital time-piece was raging. This Islamic digital watch displayed prayer times, Ramadan fasting calendar with times and the direction of Qibla. Many Muslims bought this gadget to acquire bonus rewards from Allah; but guess who pocketed the money? Yes, it was the infidels who took the lion’s share of the profit. I am not quite sure if that Islamic digital watch (or its enhanced version) is still being marketed or not. Lately, in an attempt to maul the soft-drink giant Coca-Cola, Islamic soft drink, such as Mecca Cola is being marketed vigorously in Muslim countries as well as in some infidel countries where sizeable number of Muslims reside. I am not sure how successful the Islamic soft-drink has been in demolishing the Coca-Cola giant.

Here is a list of fifty items---I believe, sooner or later, will be claimed by the Islamists as their own inventions. The list is not itemized on the basis of subject/product---it is a random list---I listed them as they came to my mind. Peruse the list and add more to make it a century.

Next Islamic Inventions:

1. Islamic Toilet (no flushing---equipped with stone disposal container---Hadis style)

2. Islamic Toilet Paper (made from Zaqqum leaves---Muhammad’s hated tree)

3. Islamic Tampon (with musk fragrance---as per the instruction of Muhammad and practiced by Bibi Aisha—Hadis style, of course)

4. Islamic Bra (to match Hijab and Burqa)

5. Islamic Lipstick (OOPS! it may be Haram if worn openly---can be worn while inside a Burqa: made from camel’s fat---absolutely Halal)

6. Islamic Windows XP (computer boots with the sirens of Qur’an and Azan)

7. Islamic Pentium 4 (the processor is encoded with electronic Jihadists to automatically destroy anti-Islamic messages/articles)

8. Islamic CD and DVD (they are made from Lebanese bread ingredients---absolutely Halal stuff)

9. Islamic TV (only channels available are Islamic channels; no woman is shown, neither their voices are heard)

10. Islamic Radio (receives only Islamic broadcasts; automatically rejects female voices on the air)

11. Islamic Shoe (made from pure Halal skin---camel’s skin)

12. Islamic Battery (no acid is used; made from Zam-Zam water---no Haram stuff is added)

13. Islamic Camera (takes pictures of trees and plants only---automatically disables shutter when photographing human or animals)

14. Islamic Earthquake (Allah tests His Mumins in Iran and Turkey --Allah’s Qudrat---Qur’anic style, no doubt)

15. Islamic Geology (to counter the modern theory of Plate Tectonics and Continental Drift with the Islamic theory of Qur’anic Mountain Pegs)

16. Islamic Physics (to replace the concept of rational and logical approach to the understanding of natural Laws with the Islamic concept of Blind faith and Compulsion)

17. Islamic Chemistry (after all, the Muslims were the greatest Chemists!)

18. Islamic Gravity (based on Isra and Miraj: a Buraq, half-angel, half-horse; could defy gravity; refutes infidel’s concept Gravitational laws)

19. Islamic Theory of Relativity (time-dilation--Islamic style based on Muhammad’s ascent to Allah and his journey to heavens)

20. Islamic Electricity (don’t laugh! the Pakistani Islamists are sure of harnessing electricity from the Jinns!)

21. Islamic Flood (the recent deluge in Bangladesh is Allah’s punishment—Noah style)

22. Islamic Psychiatry (no joke! one Bangladeshi Islamic Psychiatrist has developed Psychotherapy---a la Qur’an)

23. Islamic Psychology (the Egyptian Islamic Psychologists are working on this new branch of metaphysics---Qur’anic style, of course)

24. Islamic Surgery (surgery performed by Burqa/Hijab-clad Muslimah surgeons; alternatively, a Muslim male surgeon performs surgery using long butcher’s knives swords and beheading axe used by the Jihadists without touching the sensitive flesh) of Burqa/Hijab-clad Muslimah)

25. Islamic Mouse (automatically retrieves Sahih Ahadith at a click)

26. Islamic Keyboard (keys are programmed to invoke Qur’anic verses)

27. Islamic Computer Monitor (moving display of Qur’anic verses at the task bar---intermittent high resolution images of Islamic barbarism reminds the user of his duty to join in the Jihad and to slaughter infidels)

28. Islamic Science Monitor (the Christians have their own version--- why not the Muslims?)

29. Islamic Secularism (based on verse 2:256, although it means the only religion acceptable to Allah is Islam, of course)

30. Islamic Atheism (don’t laugh! Allah does not exist in physical form---no need to turn hither and thither to see him)

31. Islamic Microscope (shows Jinns and Devils swimming in your blood-stream)

32. Islamic Oven/Microwave Oven (works by harnessing the heat of Islamic Hell and the electricity generated from the Jinns)

33. Islamic Refrigerator (uses as refrigerant 100% Halal stuff-- the cool water of Jannah and not the Freon gas invented by the infidels)

34. Islamic Toothbrush (not so new: the latest model incorporates Miswak fibres—Muhammad’s favourite dental cleaner, thus doing away with nylon fibre---an infidel invention and a Haram ingredient)

35. Islamic Toothpaste (as above---uses Miswak paste and Zaitun leaves, Muhammad’s favourite)

36. Islamic Soap (it is already in market: the new ingredient is the incorporation of dry clay/dust---so that Tayammum can be performed while in journey or when no water is available nearby---a two-in-one stuff)

37. Islamic Hard Disk (this device uses the incredible memory of the Hafizs’—the Qur’an memorisers to provide limitless memory at your disposal)

38. Islamic Mountains (mountains are stabilizers---lest the earth fly away---absolute Qur’anic stuff: this concept demolishes the infidel’s discovery of the theories of Plate Tectonic and Continental Drift, the foundation of modern geology)

39. Islamic Aircraft (shaped in the form of Buraq that Muhammad boarded to journey in space---conforms absolutely to Hadis standards)

40. Islamic Car (camel shaped---runs on desert sand: for use when Islamic oil wells run dry)

41. Islamic X-Ray (detects the body parts affected by major sins specified by the Qur’an)

42. Islamic Ultrasound (scans body-parts and detects the Islamic crimes, such as theft, illicit sex….,.body parts that are to be amputated and the precise location of brain part that can be demolished by stoning with the maximum pain; in case of pregnancy this Islamic device automatically detects if the foetus is the result of illicit sex or not; operates with male operators only---Pakistan style)

43. Islamic Paediatrics (specialises in the slaughter of infant and children in Islamic merciful manner)

44. Islamic Gynaecology (male specialist with blind-fold examines a Muslimah’s private organs using a sharp pencil and thin small metal rods; the Muslimah must be covered in Burqa. A security officer must be present. This method is already in practice in certain Islamic states of Malaysia )

45. Islamic Missiles ( Pakistan already has them---the latest model targets child-care centres, schools and hospitals of the infidels)

46. Islamic Telephone (a cousin of Islamic Cell Phone---this version replaces the ringing tone with the bursts of ‘Allahu Akbar,’ ‘Allahu Akbar’)

47. Islamic DNA (uses lashing to imprint permanent marks on a person’s buttock and back; helps Allah to identify the perpetrators of anti-Islamic writings and the Islam bashers)

48. Islamic Satellite (launched from Mecca , orbits Allahs throne, monitors and reports to Allah all activities of infidels)

49. Islamic Penicillin (made from camel’s urine: cures all infectious diseases---Hadis style)

50. Islamic Eye-Ointment (made from Muhammad’s saliva---cures all eye ailments)

Are those listed Islamic Inventions hilarious? many of them are, for sure. Complete the century by adding further Islamic stuff. The secret? simply add the prefix ‘Islamic’ to any new invention by the infidels----and lo! you have the Islamic version of it.

Abul Kasem is an Bengali ex-Muslim and academic. He has contributed in Leaving Islam - Apostates Speak Out and Beyond Jihad - Critical Voices from Inside. He has also written extensively on Islam in various websites and is the author of five e-Books: A Complete Guide to Allah, Root of Terrorism ala Islamic Style, Sex and Sexuality in Islam, Who Authored the Quran? and Women in Islam. Mr. Kasem leaves in Sydney, Australia. He can be contacted at abul88@hotmail.com.