Tuesday, September 11, 2007

What A Joke

I spoke to my sister today and supposedly the Malaysian government has someone running around stating that the Bible has been changed and the Koran is the correct one. What a ludicrous joke! Wait... let me laugh and get that out of the way because I cannot possibly laugh and type at the same time. Thanks Malaysia for being what you are so good at - STUPID!

If the Koran is so accurate, then why did Mohammad keep correcting himself. When he was in Mecca (and a lowly man since he was not that popular even among his own tribes, he preached about living in peace with people of the book, had just one wife and could be found meditating (or so he thought) in the caves(?). When people chased him out of Mecca, he escaped to Medina, got together an army and then came back (not in peace) but solely to kill, plunder, rape and acquire more and more wives.

He broke every of the 10 commandments. He lied, stole, killed, raped, lusted after his own adopted son's wife (eventually marrying her). How can a man so perfect be terribly un-perfect. How can God constantly give him conflicting messages. His God must have Alzheimers! Because my God is ever so constant. His God also conveniently gave him revelations to get him out of difficult situations like the time he got caught by his wife having sex with Mary the Copt who was his slave. First he promised to stay away from Mary and begged his wife not to tell anyone. When his wife told on him to his favorite wife Aisha (the one he married when she was 6), he said that God told him to go ahead and break his promise so that he can continue to have sex with the slave.

Boy! now I know why God sometimes does not have time to answer my prayers. He is constantly busy worrying about Mo's sex life.

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